My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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