Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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