I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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