hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Randomize
