a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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