How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Be still, my beating vagina.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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