I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
this just has baby written all over it
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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