I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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