She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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