I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you didnt know i had herpes?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
wow bdsm is so cute
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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