when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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