You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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