Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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