Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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