I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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