There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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