Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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