doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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