these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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