he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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