Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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