Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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