They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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