thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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