Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
two words: eviction party
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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