are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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