3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
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