I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I think your dad took our porno
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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