Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Randomize
