I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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