"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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