Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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