Don't you send me to vm
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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