I got chris browned last night
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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