I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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