Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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