wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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