Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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