shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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