And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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