I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
He did a backflip because drugs
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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