Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Sext me about skeletons
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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