I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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