She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
...so i touched it.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Randomize
