I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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