To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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