she was so not down for the gang bang
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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