it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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