Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
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