Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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