Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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